To Whom It May Concern.

If you recently found yourself located in my back yard and happened also to find yourself removing a set of snake print bed sheets and quilt cover off the line in which I chose to hang a set of snake print bed sheets and quilt cover consider yourself caught.

Yes, I am reporting your thievery to the entire world.  No longer will people hang their new bed sheets on the line, as it is no longer safe.

I am giving you, Sheet Stealer, an opportunity to right your wrong, a chance to sleep at night. (You'll obviously have to find other bed sheets though) Just return my new set of snake print bed sheets and quilt cover and no further actions will be taken.

I do have one question, Sheet Stealer:  Why didn't you take the matching snake print pillow cases as well?

tks

jennine

NOTE:  This is not a joke, if you are out and abouting or have seen a set of snake print bed sheets and quilt cover (sans pillow cases) Let me know!  You don't have to tell who you slept with when you saw them....